Tina: A buh-buh buh buh-buh
New Directions: A buh-buh buh buh-buh
Tina: You went to school to learn, girl
Things you never, never knew before
Kurt: Like I before E except after C
Tina: And why two plus two makes four
Now now now, I'm gonna teach you
(New Directions: Teach you, teach you)
All about love, dear
(New Directions: All about love)
Mike: Sit yourself down, take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me.
New Directions: ABC
Tina: Easy as
(New Directions: One, two, three)
Or simple as
(Do re mi)
ABC, one, two, three, baby, you and me, girl!
New Directions: ABC
Tina: Easy as
(New Directions: One, two, three)
Or simple as
(Do re mi)
ABC, one, two, three, baby, you and me, girl!
(Uh, uh, a little bit)
Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
(Uh, uh, little bit
Dee, dee, sing it out)
Come on, come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!
Quinn: Reading, writing and 'rithmetic
Are the branches of the learning tree
Mike: But without the roots of love, let me tell ya, girl
Kurt: Your education ain't complete
Tina: T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
(New Directions: Show you, show you)
How to get an A!
(Na na na na na!)
Artie: Spell "me," "you"
"attitude"
Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do!
New Directions: ABC
Tina: Easy as
(New Directions: One, two, three)
Or simple as
(Do re mi)
ABC, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl!
New Directions: ABC
Tina: It's easy
It's like countin' up to three
Sing a simple melody
New Directions: That's how easy love can be
Tina: Sing a simple melody
One, two, three,
YOU AND ME!