Juicy bits, saucy snips
There's gold in them, there gutters
Blue rinse mob on the job
Curtains all a-flutter
It's cheapo culture, bleeding ulcers
Burnt out by the score
Lurid tales never fails
To shock you to the core
Kinky boots 'n' rubber suits
It's all going on next door
Caught you, taught you
Love it don't you
If you've had your face re done
If you spank your girlfriend's bum
We can all join in the fun
At the skeletons in your closet
What's the world coming to?
Ain't we got nothin' better to do?
To spend all day sifting through
The skeletons in your closet
Hey, hey, the gang's all here
Pimps 'n' pervs, straights 'n' queers
Enquiring minds want to sneer
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