Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our six-star
The Hotel Cabana, a world full of drama
Interior designed by Dolce and Gabbana
Hotel Cabana, where you check out
Before you check in to our beds
And I guess you'll write their cheques out without checking
Double rooms with hammocks in
Masquerades and mannequins
Discounts for kids now and anyone who hasn't sinned
Yeah, but beware of the piranhas
And surveillance from the cameras
While you're wearing your Havanas in
Hotel Cabana, where the sleepless kids live
Dancing with fire, look what your money did
Confetti on their heads, stranger in my beds, Cabana
Hotel Cabana, where the curious go
Jump in the sauna, let the bad habits grow, oh, oh
Dancing on the edge, hope it never ends in Cabana
Uh, let me take you on a journey through these eternal corridors
Polished floors
No third, no seventh or eleventh floor
Founded and built upon the premise of a clever thought
Witness and experience of something unforgettable
Hotel Cabana, Jos Hosanna
There are cloaks and daggers
There are snakes and ladders, yeah
Lost souls roaming round like night owls
And make sure the doors are locked before you turn the lights out