School is really boring,
Can't wait for the bell to ring,
'Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends!
Gonna party through the night-
Karaoke, pillow fights.
The music's loud, the lights are bright
It never ends
I have so many friends!
'Cause I steal pets from the popular people, and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed.
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people, and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people,
And lock them in my shed.
At school, life can be such a drag.
Whitney Jones called me a fag.
But her cat ate salmon out of my hand!
I smiled at Michael in the halls,
Then he spread rumors I have balls.
But I taught his dog to hug on command!
I have so many friends!
(Right, dog?!)
'Cause I steal pets from the popular people, and then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed.
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people, and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people,
And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles!
It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight,
And I'm the life of it all.
Cats and dogs all groovin' with me,
We're havin' such a ball.
I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix.
He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes.
Suddenly
We kiss!
'Cause I steal pets from the popular people, and then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed.
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people, and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people,
My parents both are dead.
Boo!
I steal pets from the popular people.
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine).
Then dress them up like the popular people.
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine).
Yeah I steal pets from the popular people.
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine).
And dress them up like the popular people.
All of them are mine!
I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed.
I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss
Lock them in my shed.