Steel Panther - Donkey Freedom (Theme From Poolboy) Lyrics

The donkey is gone
He's out on the loose
The trainer is dead
He hung himself with a noose

The trainer looks happy
Face of elation
A sound suicide
It's a ride against asphyxiation

There's a thousand screaming donkeys
They are crying out in the night
They are searching for a hero to save them
Now is the time to unite

I wanna suck a donkey's cock
(Suck it!)
I wanna feel it deep inside me
(Do me!)
I think I'm gonna grow
(Vomit!)
Please call the priest, I'm near redemption
Tonight!

The priest has a rod
He's wearing a cross
The donkey is stuck
The priest is eating apple sauce

I'm down on the ground
There's mud on my face
The donkey looks back
The priest pulls out a candle piece

Now I'm in an awkward position
And my knees are getting weak
The donkey's overpowering me
He's lifting me of my feet