She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I'm gettin' lucky!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in her crack)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Hot dog!)
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Eileen is always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Her computer does the talkin')
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (It's like fucking Stephen Hawking!)
My fuck puppet, my sexy crippled bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest of them all.
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Front row parking, government checks
Her electric bed is fucking killing for sex
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Just what I need, Yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Oh, Fuck yeah! )
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut