*** Verse 1:
Gma9 D
he's infinitely wise
D/C# Bm Bm/A G
but he infinitely lies
Em /G D G2 D-D2
we're no longer just plain folks
Gma9 D
no, we're old and sad and bored
D/C# Bm Bm/A G
and we're not funny anymore
F#m7 Em D G2 D-D2
we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes
*** Verse 2:
well I couldn't do a thing Gma9 | D
couldn't even set the spring D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
couldn't see you through the spokes Em /G | D | G2 | D D2
now it's not exactly new Gma9 | D
and so we're infinitely blue D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes F#m7 Em | D
*** Instrumental
*** Verse 3:
I appeal to my belief Gma9 | D
won't you put us on relief D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
so we'll know it's not a hoax Em /G | D | G2 | D D2
but we're barely worth the wait Gma9 | D
we're just slightly out of date D/C# | Bm Bm/A | G
we're like Jimmy Hoffa Jokes Em /G | D