Oh Patty put the pipe down,
If you got the right sound,
If it's not the right sound
Ohhh my, oh my, oh my.
Do your sums,
Work out a fairer way?
If it comes undone,
Just paper over the cracks,
And there ain't no turning back
Does the Sun,
They make you out to be a tearaway,
Comes undone,
Ahh I just spoke to Matt Pat,
They want their money back.
Ah Patty put the pipe down,
If you got the right sound,
If it's the right sound,
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Do your sums
Work out a fairer way?
Can you play no fun,
Oh what you think of that,
You'd better watch your back.
You better pipe down,
You got the right sound,
Put the pipe down,
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
Na na-na na-na...
Oh Patty put the pipe down
If you got the right sound
If it's not the right sound
Oh my,oh my, oh my.
Oh Patty put the pipe down,
If you got the right sound,
If it's the right sound,
Oh my, oh my, oh my.