She's bugging me again
Run to use the phone
Find and rent a hitman
From the twilight zone
It was good in the beginning
But wifes become a drag
Found me a solution
In Adventure Mag
Five grand as downpayment
It's just a call away
Cheaper than some legal fee
And they do the job today
So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There's no extras for strip tease
We're the gang that
Couldn't shoot straight
But we aim to please
Viet vets and drifters
Shell shocked from the hill
At the Continental
Doc Savage pays the bill
Yah soldiers of fortune
But we're not mental giants
But mister I must tell you
Neither are our clients
So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There's no extras for strip tease
We're the gang that
Couldn't shoot straight
But we aim to please
Did a job in Georgia
Money in advance
Fingers through the post
With a chilling nonchalanche
Seen some civil war now
For the cash we took their lives
Back here on the homestead
Rich on peoples wives
We're eighties bounty hunters
With comical ineptitude
Modern cowboy cadres
Guns and glory dudes
So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There's no extras for strip tease
We're the gang that
Couldn't shoot straight
But we aim to please