Ticket bought a ticket
Flew in from J. A.
And we go ribbit
All year holiday
Home in the sun
Had to find work
So I came to England
Ticket that's the ticket
Given the sack
We had to picket
Now we're all on the dole
And ther's lots of free time
Everybody is poor
They blame us for the crime
Ticket that's the a ticket
Carry a purse
Someone'll nick it
Ticket bought a ticket
Went to football
And see them kick it
In England the sport - Wembley
Has got a bad name
Violent support
Gonna ruin the game
Wicket we need a wicket
When summer come
They had cricket
Boham is cool
Selectors are spaced
Englands loosing again
W. G. Disgraced
Ticket that's the ticket
Wee'd have too much speed
You have to pick it
Imported by sense
Sent in the mail
Beware of the dog
I got thrown into jail
Ticket I've got my ticket
Been giving you grief
Tell them to stick it
Tell them
Ticket
Tell them
Ticket that's the ticket
Tell them......