This strange man comes to me and says, he says "what are you doing here, son?"
He said "Moe, get your shit together man, cause I don't do this just for anyone!"
Your life, your mess, it's your fault, I guess, I can fix it; just don't fuck it up again!
So tell me, was it worth it?
Now that your soul is mine
I don't make you nervous, do I?
It happens every time
He says to me, for a small fee,
I can make shit happen that you wouldn't believe.
And with a wave of his hand, all is good in the land
When does my new life begin?
For what it's worth, your time on earth will be joyous
He howls as he laughs at me.
"Hey man, you owe me big time now"
"Just remember, that all this happened because of me.
You will come to regret this
It happens every time
This isn't the last you've seen of me
Now that your soul is mine