Came into town ready to play
But Matt said, "Sorry - the show's not today"
Went to some punks' house and heard GBH
But we were thrown out when their mother came home
Hopped in the Mule and drove through the swamps
Ran out of gas for the 15th time
Waited around, hitched a ride
We got a jug and put a gallon inside
Then we rode away on our yellow Mule
But Reardon f~cked up and we ran out of fuel
Went to McDonalds on a Wednesday night
My friends were bored, their conversation trite
But I had come for a bite of a filet-o-fish
Colin said that it couldn't be beat
Lost his appetite smelling Roger's feet
Played a lousy show in B-Town
But we got to watch Gitter's place burn down
We - we rode in on a Mule
O mais oui
We rode a Mule