Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon
Then they came home to lead the big baby boom
June wanted boys, so Margie wore, short hair and corduroys
Soon they had Claire then Linda and Louise, a matching pair
June liked boys
Donald and June they put some money aside
But all in four years they gave away three brides
June spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding small
When they were broke he offered Claire a thousand to elope
Claire said,