Suddenly daddy dies
Suddenly granddad dies
And all after eating grandma's appelpies
Watch out for grandma's appelpies
Who eats it is surely gonna die
Old granny get's a kick
From putting arsenic in her perfect pastries
And mama cries
While grandma lies
It has goddam nothing to do
With my appelpies
Watch out for grandma's appelpies
Who eats it is surely gonna die