she calls herself a goddess, she's obsessed with her perfection
she spends her evenings getting off to her reflection
always remember, every date is an audition
she interacts entirely from the dominant position
she knows exactly how to make you feel rejected
she likes her porno with a feminist perspective
she fuses fetishes with discipline and tantra
just don't forget that you're the slave and she's the master
she's in love with herself
and it ain't that hard to do
she's in love with herself
she ain't got no love left for you
she's in love with herself
it feels like you don't exist
she's in love with herself
and yet you still can't resist
she used to be a model, now she calls herself an artist
she's not that good yet, but she always tries her hardest
she's made up to perfection, she's manicured and showered
she's dressed up like a stripper cos it makes her feel empowered
she'll never let you in to all her pretty cliques
she floats through clouds of perfume as she stalks the city streets
this kind of song you said you'd never write but then
she makes you feel like you're in high school once again
she's in love with herself
and it ain't that hard to do
she's in love with herself
she ain't got no love left for you
she's in love with herself
it feels like you don't exist
she's in love with herself
and yet you still can't resist