Evan, you're the one i can't live without
Evan, i'm the water, you're the trout
Evan, you're a huge big friend o mine
Evan, if you step outta line
then we gon' have to fight!
it's friday night tonight!
Evan can't beat me
Evan can't defeat me
Evan is a hardcore punk
and i'm down on his junk
yeahhh yeahhh yeahhh
Evan, you've got stone in your eyes
Evan, always packin' a surprise
Evan, with a face so beautiful
Evan, too cool for school
then we gon' have to fight!
it's friday night tonight!
Evan can't beat me
Evan can't defeat me
Evan is a hardcore punk
and i'm down on his junk
yeahhh yeahhh yeahhh
Evan Taubenfeld!
Evan Taubenfeld!
Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan
i'm lovin' what he'd got goin' on down there
i'm lovin' his hair
i'm lovin' his meat
i'm lovin' his teeth
We gon' have to fight
it's friday tonight to night
evan will lose
i will win
evan is a punk
im sucking his junk
in the trunk
because i'm drunk
and i love spunk