When on foreign shores I am
Very truly yours I am
But if inclined to play I am
Sweetheart, that's the way I am
When in Spain for reasons I don't explain
I remain enjoying a brew
Don't deplore my fondness for fundador
You know how a fundador can lead to a few
And baby when in Rome I do as the Romans do
If per chance I'm saying farewell to France
And romance drops in from the blue
Cherchez l'amour I beg of you please endure
My taking a brief detour with somebody new
It's just that when in Rome I do as the Romans do
And though from Italy I lied to you prettily
Oh don't think of me bitterly
But know that I'm true