I called my dealer and she said
Jason not today
Baby just not right now
Call me back in about an hour
So I sit and I stoop
What the fuck am I gonna do
What I want I want right now
I can't sit around for an hour
C.I.A.
C.I.A.
C.I.A.
C.I.A.
C.I.A.
C.I.A.
C.I.A.
C.I.A.
Ok now
So I head to my couch
I lift the cushions then I scout
For just a little bit
A little drip for a little fix
With some luck I find that residue
Just enough so it'll do
I take myself a blast
I'm high but it wont last
Then I get the call I've been waiting for
J we got what you're looking for
I head right out the door
Because it's time to score
I'm a hipster peter pan
Tinker bell is my best friend,
We go half on a bag,
Cut it up and have a blast
It's a high unlike any other high I've had before
My god I truly love it
I think I need some more
Cuz weed makes me paranoid
Liquor makes me slow
Sloppy sedents do big(?)
I always end up on the floor
Heroin well that's for fools
But I heard it's a real good time
Cocaine you're so perfect
Would you be my wife?