Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
¿te Gustan Las Calamares?	-	184
¿that Pretty Piñata?	-	161
A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away	-	206
A Tribute To Wood	-	160
Bagpipes	-	164
Bird Is The Word	-	172
Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name	-	167
Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card	-	181
Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor	-	173
Chile Con Carne	-	159
Choke On It, Hippie	-	162
Churnin' Butter	-	186
Coke Is It!	-	164
Crazy Tequilla	-	161
Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before	-	180
Don't Speak Spanish Very Well	-	146
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?	-	173
Exhausted Talent	-	175
Fast Forward Through This Song	-	180
Food Is Tasty	-	210
For The Trees	-	175
Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!	-	158
Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy	-	205
Hardcore Boy	-	169
Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.	-	169
Hey Snoopy	-	191
How Do You Spell "maricones"?	-	176
I Am What I Am	-	226
I Can't Believe You Made It This Far	-	208
I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!	-	161
I Love Living In The Suburbs	-	165
I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard	-	162
I Only Want To Be With You	-	201
I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette	-	168
I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul	-	168
I'll Kill You	-	184
Ida	-	207
Into The Sunset	-	138
Itsy Bitsy Spider	-	156
Kentucky Jones (part 2)	-	175
Kentucky Jones (part 3)	-	165
Kentucky Jones (part 4)	-	161
Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)	-	156
Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer	-	220
Knight Rider	-	181
Like To Play The Guitar	-	201
Midnight Madness	-	179
My Life, For But A Glass Of Water	-	182
My Love, For But A Dollar	-	160
My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla	-	149
My Name Is Mud	-	205
Nectar Of The Gods	-	224
Ode To Hootie	-	176
Penchant For Penelope	-	174
Pepe's Not Happy	-	192
Petals Of Rose	-	168
Pizza: It's Good	-	159
Refridgerators	-	295
Ride Like The Wind?	-	182
Sandpaper Man, Part 1	-	170
Sandpaper Man, Part 2	-	150
Sandpaper Man, Part 3	-	171
Son Of A Biscuit	-	150
Son Of A Motherless Goat	-	161
Sounds Good To Me	-	160
Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me	-	157
Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me	-	184
Spadowski And His Mop	-	153
Spumous Erubescent Death	-	163
Stop	-	197
Stupid Is As Stupid Does	-	243
That's It, We Quit	-	159
That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out	-	158
The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet	-	223
The Call Of The Wind	-	155
The Night	-	170
The Pope Is Pissed	-	272
The Seventh Son's Seventh Son	-	163
The Tragedy Of The Carpet	-	227
The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa	-	224
There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o	-	151
There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt	-	157
They Call Me Bisquatch	-	165
They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance	-	154
Tierra Del Mundo	-	150
Trumpet Troubles	-	196
Trumpet Troubles, Continued...	-	168
Utopia	-	176
We Hate Hippies And Drugs	-	189
We'll Be Back, Chumps...	-	154
We're Gonna Be Rich	-	195
What Happened To Mr. T?	-	155
What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable	-	195
When The Clock Sounds	-	193
Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!	-	181
Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?	-	173
Yo! A.l.e. Raps	-	166
Your Mother!	-	216