Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
¿te Gustan Las Calamares?	-	206
¿that Pretty Piñata?	-	186
A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away	-	224
A Tribute To Wood	-	174
Bagpipes	-	179
Bird Is The Word	-	196
Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name	-	186
Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card	-	199
Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor	-	201
Chile Con Carne	-	189
Choke On It, Hippie	-	192
Churnin' Butter	-	224
Coke Is It!	-	188
Crazy Tequilla	-	175
Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before	-	196
Don't Speak Spanish Very Well	-	158
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?	-	187
Exhausted Talent	-	195
Fast Forward Through This Song	-	212
Food Is Tasty	-	229
For The Trees	-	202
Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!	-	196
Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy	-	232
Hardcore Boy	-	182
Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.	-	196
Hey Snoopy	-	223
How Do You Spell "maricones"?	-	204
I Am What I Am	-	249
I Can't Believe You Made It This Far	-	225
I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!	-	182
I Love Living In The Suburbs	-	183
I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard	-	199
I Only Want To Be With You	-	218
I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette	-	189
I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul	-	188
I'll Kill You	-	212
Ida	-	226
Into The Sunset	-	168
Itsy Bitsy Spider	-	180
Kentucky Jones (part 2)	-	191
Kentucky Jones (part 3)	-	187
Kentucky Jones (part 4)	-	180
Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)	-	172
Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer	-	236
Knight Rider	-	210
Like To Play The Guitar	-	218
Midnight Madness	-	203
My Life, For But A Glass Of Water	-	211
My Love, For But A Dollar	-	189
My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla	-	173
My Name Is Mud	-	227
Nectar Of The Gods	-	247
Ode To Hootie	-	207
Penchant For Penelope	-	204
Pepe's Not Happy	-	225
Petals Of Rose	-	187
Pizza: It's Good	-	191
Refridgerators	-	315
Ride Like The Wind?	-	201
Sandpaper Man, Part 1	-	197
Sandpaper Man, Part 2	-	176
Sandpaper Man, Part 3	-	196
Son Of A Biscuit	-	187
Son Of A Motherless Goat	-	184
Sounds Good To Me	-	183
Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me	-	182
Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me	-	213
Spadowski And His Mop	-	176
Spumous Erubescent Death	-	191
Stop	-	238
Stupid Is As Stupid Does	-	254
That's It, We Quit	-	176
That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out	-	181
The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet	-	256
The Call Of The Wind	-	182
The Night	-	193
The Pope Is Pissed	-	291
The Seventh Son's Seventh Son	-	198
The Tragedy Of The Carpet	-	247
The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa	-	241
There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o	-	166
There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt	-	176
They Call Me Bisquatch	-	191
They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance	-	174
Tierra Del Mundo	-	176
Trumpet Troubles	-	217
Trumpet Troubles, Continued...	-	207
Utopia	-	207
We Hate Hippies And Drugs	-	210
We'll Be Back, Chumps...	-	171
We're Gonna Be Rich	-	212
What Happened To Mr. T?	-	186
What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable	-	209
When The Clock Sounds	-	213
Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!	-	194
Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?	-	193
Yo! A.l.e. Raps	-	192
Your Mother!	-	245