Frank Zappa Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
'Ere Ian Whips It/Jcb Spits It/Motorhead Rips It	-	300
"No No No"	-	566
& Quot;No No No & Quot ;	-	410
1/4 Tone Unit	-	303
200 Motels Finale	-	278
200 Years Old	-	715
50 / 50	-	447
9/8 Objects	-	577
A Cold Dark Matter	-	488
A Diffrent Octave	-	516
A Few Moments With Brother A. West	-	486
A Game Of Cards	-	632
A Halloween Treat With Thomas Nordegg	-	215
A Kayak ( On Snow )	-	489
A Little Green Rosetta	-	578
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes	-	608
A Pig With Wings	-	461
A Pound for a Brown	-	442
A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)	-	529
A Token Of My Extreme	-	588
A Tunnel Into Muck	-	433
A Very Nice Body	-	466
A Vicious Circle	-	531
Absolutely Free	-	609
Advance Romance	-	568
Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )	-	667
After Dinner Smoker	-	413
Agency Man	-	594
Agon - Interlude (Stravinsky)	-	321
Ain't Got No Heart	-	253
All Skate/Dun-Dun-Dun [The Finnish Hit Single]	-	323
Alley Cat	-	664
America Drinks	-	652
America Drinks & Goes Home	-	526
America the Beautiful	-	352
Amnerika	-	487
Amnerika Goes Home	-	285
Amnesia Vivace	-	700
Andy	-	638
Another Whole Melodic Section	-	292
Any Downers?	-	487
Any Kind Of Pain	-	592
Any Way The Wind Blows	-	619
Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	610
Anything	-	576
Anyway the Wind Blows	-	351
Apostrophe' [Mix Outtake]	-	279
Apostrophe(')	-	586
Approximate	-	583
Are You Hung Up?	-	549
Are You Upset?	-	534
Artificial Rhonda	-	495
Ask DrStupid	-	507
Attack! Attack! Attack!	-	495
Audience Participation	-	290
Audience Participation - Rdnzl (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	172
Audience Participation (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	156
Audience Participation #5	-	176
Audience Participation Time	-	247
Auspicious Occasion	-	232
Australian Yellow Snow	-	206
Babbette	-	567
Babette	-	427
Baby Snakes	-	698
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out	-	582
Bacon Fat	-	615
Baked-Bean Boogie	-	518
Bamboozled By Love	-	526
Bathtub Man	-	246
Bavarian Sunset	-	418
Be - Bop Tango	-	366
Be In My Video	-	529
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)	-	493
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	207
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	199
Beat It With Your Fist	-	408
Beat The Reaper	-	445
Beauty Knows No Pain	-	542
Been to Kansas City in a Minor	-	217
Big Leg Emma	-	565
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	179
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	159
Big Leg Emma (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	168
Big Swifty	-	431
Big Swifty (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	146
Big Swifty (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	176
Billy The Mountain	-	577
Billy the Mountain, Pt. 1	-	263
Billy the Mountain: The Carnegie Solos	-	260
Black Napkins	-	692
Black Napkins (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	181
Black Page #2	-	272
Blessed Relief	-	428
Blessed Relief/The New Brown Clouds	-	269
Blood Unit	-	271
Bobby Brown	-	756
Bobby Brown Goes Down	-	651
Bobby Brown Goes Down (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	175
Bondage Intro (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	181
Bow Tie Daddy	-	592
Bowling On Charen	-	425
Breaktime	-	563
Briefcase Boogie	-	617
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes	-	612
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	193
Brown Moses	-	641
Brown Shoes Don't Make It	-	475
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	482
Buffalo Drowning Witch	-	289
Buffalo Soldier	-	286
Buffalo Voice	-	536
Butter Or Cannons	-	464
Bwana Dik	-	587
Calculus	-	274
Call Any Vegetable	-	504
Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)	-	481
Camarillo Brillo	-	624
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	178
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	173
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	161
Camarillo Brillo (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	191
Can't Afford No Shoes	-	483
Can't Stand Up	-	342
Canard Du Jour	-	650
Canarsie	-	426
Carol, You Fool	-	584
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy	-	525
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	453
Catholic Girls	-	951
Centerville	-	642
Chana In De Bushwop	-	477
Charles Ives	-	632
Charlie's Enormous Mouth	-	595
Charva	-	582
Cheap Thrills	-	631
Cheepnis	-	641
Cheepnis - Percussion (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	193
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	190
Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	198
Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	192
Chicago Walk-On	-	243
Chocolate Halvah	-	583
Choose Your Foot	-	250
Chrissy Puked Twice	-	550
Chunga's Revenge	-	666
Church Chat	-	614
City of Tiny Lights	-	303
City Of Tiny Lites	-	554
City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	484
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	153
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	164
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	164
City Of Tiny Lites (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	178
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus	-	664
Clowns On Velvet	-	550
Cocaine Decisions	-	724
Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	513
Cock-Suckers' Ball	-	478
Cold Light Generation	-	385
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 1	-	213
Columbia, S.C., Pt. 2	-	256
Concentration Moon	-	666
Conehead	-	604
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	160
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	185
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	194
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	186
Conehead (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	271
Conehead [Instrumental]	-	225
Congress Shall Make No Law	-	252
Convocation/The Purple Lagoon	-	348
Cookin' Turnips	-	345
Cops & Buns	-	533
Cops Buns	-	406
Cosmik Debris	-	603
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	185
Cosmik Debris (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	191
Cosmik Debris [Basic Tracks - Take 3]	-	280
Crew Slut	-	658
Cruisin' For Burgers	-	517
Cruising For Burgers	-	593
Cucamonga	-	642
Cyclophony	-	321
D.C. Boogie	-	343
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy	-	887
Damp Ankles	-	407
Dance Contest	-	589
Dance Me This	-	277
Dancin' Fool	-	570
Dancin' Fool ((World Premiere) / Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	180
Dancing Fool	-	288
Dark Water!	-	401
Dear Jeepers	-	306
Deathless Horsie	-	390
Debra Kadabra	-	641
Denny & Froggy Relate	-	249
Dental Hygeine Dilemma	-	505
Deseri	-	647
Dew On The Newts We Got	-	539
Dickie's Such An Asshole	-	474
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	224
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	158
Dickie's Such An Asshole (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	177
Didja Get Any Onya?	-	484
Dinah-Moe Humm	-	890
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	208
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	216
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	196
Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	403
Dinah-Moe-Hum	-	465
Dio Fa	-	580
Diplodocus	-	461
Directly From My Heart To You	-	592
Dirty Love	-	1957
Dirty Love (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	189
Disco Boy	-	710
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	189
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	167
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	174
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	180
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	179
Disco Boy (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	169
Diseases Of The Band	-	571
Divan: Divan Ends Here	-	388
Divan: Magic Pig	-	291
Divan: Once upon a Time	-	247
Divan: Sofa #1	-	290
Divan: Stick It Out	-	237
Do You Like My New Car?	-	493
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?	-	503
Dog Breath	-	614
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague	-	433
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow	-	578
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	182
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow [Basic Tracks - Alt. Take]	-	267
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast [Live]	-	259
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?	-	492
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	187
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	167
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	165
Dong Work For Yuda	-	609
Doreen	-	617
Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	481
Down in de Dew [Alt. Mix]	-	233
Drafted Again	-	532
Drop Dead	-	596
Drowning Witch	-	624
Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	427
Drums Are Too Noisy	-	488
Duke Of Prunes	-	625
Dumb All Over	-	603
Dummy Up	-	606
Dupree's Paradise	-	552
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)	-	195
Dupree's Paradise (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	161
Earl of Duke	-	214
Easy Meat	-	1047
Eat That Question	-	351
Echidna's Arf	-	488
Echidna's Arf (Of You)	-	514
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	164
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (12-8-73 / Sound Check / Film Shoot)	-	175
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)	-	191
Echidna's Arf (Of You) (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 2)	-	164
Echo Pie	-	271
Eddie, Are You Kidding?	-	615
Edited Interview	-	227
Electric Aunt Jemima	-	810
Elvis Has Just Left The Building	-	633
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	177
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	181
Encore Audience (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	180
Encore Break	-	260
Encore Rap (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	176
Energy Frontier (Bridge)	-	259
Energy Frontier [Take 4]	-	300
Energy Frontier [Take 6 w/ ODs]	-	243
Envelopes	-	338
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	162
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	181
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	172
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	163
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	169
Envelopes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	175
Envelops The Bath Tub	-	479
Epilogue	-	569
Evelyn, A Modified Dog	-	606
Every Time I See You	-	435
Excentrifugal Forz	-	639
Excentrifugal Forz [Mix Outtake]	-	255
Exercise #4	-	313
Exercise 4 Variant	-	240
F.Z./JCB Drum Duet	-	622
Farther O'Blivion	-	502
Father O'bliviion	-	408
Father O'Blivion	-	471
Father O'Blivion (12-10-73 / Roxy Rehearsal)	-	157
Father O'Blivion (12-12-73 / Bolic Studios)	-	155
Feeding the Monkies at Ma Maison	-	297
Fifty-Fifty	-	711
Find Her Finer	-	655
Finding Higgs' Bosonv	-	406
Fine Girl	-	627
Five-Five-Five	-	1042
Flakes	-	651
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)	-	183
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 2)	-	186
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)	-	197
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)	-	177
Flakes (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-31-77)	-	164
Flambay	-	504
Flopsmash Musics	-	285
Florentine Pogen	-	607
Flower Punk	-	592
Flowing Inside-Out	-	457
For Calvin	-	506
For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)	-	577
For Giuseppe Franco	-	451
For The Young Sophisticate	-	558
Fountain Of Love	-	666
Frank's Last Words...	-	290
Friendly Little Finger	-	432
Frog Song	-	324
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips	-	586
G-Spot Tornado	-	791
Galoot Up-Date	-	486
Gee, I Like Your Pants	-	436
Geneva Farewell	-	650
German Lunch	-	570
Get A Life	-	409
Get A Little	-	565
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder	-	574
Goat Polo	-	269
Goblin Girl	-	1035
Goblin Girl/Black Page	-	223
God Bless America	-	728
Golden Arches	-	256
Good Lobna	-	384
Gorgo	-	545
Green Genes Snoop	-	226
Gross Man	-	648
Grunion Run [Stereo Mix]	-	303
GTR Trio	-	267
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats	-	527
Halloween 1977 Show Start/Introductions	-	200
Halloween Audience Participation	-	172
Halloween Encore Audience	-	181
Happy Together	-	779
Happy Together (Bonner/Gordon)	-	402
Harder Than Your Husband	-	590
Harry & Rhonda	-	455
Harry Rhonda	-	398
Harry-As-A-Boy	-	495
Harry, You're A Beast	-	457
Have You Heard Their Band?	-	439
He Used To Cut The Grass	-	593
He's So Gay	-	732
Heavenly Bank Account	-	624
Heavy Duty Judy	-	389
Heidelberg	-	254
Hello To FOH/ Ready?! To the Band	-	265
Help, I'm A Rock	-	555
Here Lies Love	-	570
Hermitage	-	285
Hey Nelda	-	293
High Steppin'	-	263
Hitch Hike	-	242
Hog Heaven	-	363
Holding The Group Back	-	647
Holiday In Berlin	-	497
Hollywood Perverts (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)	-	163
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?	-	622
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)	-	464
Hot & Stupid	-	359
Hot Poop	-	929
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel	-	543
How Could I Be Such A Fool	-	622
How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	494
How The Pigs' Music Works	-	435
How's Your Bird?	-	399
Hungry Freaks, Daddy	-	588
Hurricane	-	582
I Ain't Got No Heart	-	516
I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)	-	453
I Come From Nowhere	-	694
I Don't Even Care	-	575
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted	-	571
I Had A Dream About That	-	362
I Have Been In You	-	589
I Have Been In You (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)	-	179
I Heard a Note!	-	225
I Just Can't Work No Longer	-	240
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth	-	498
I Was In A Drum	-	375
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back	-	400
I'm A Band Leader	-	446
I'm A Beautiful Guy	-	521
I'm Losing Status at the High School	-	376
I'm Not Satisfied	-	506
I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	628
I'm So Cute	-	525
I'm So Happy I Could Cry	-	254
I'm Stealing The Towels	-	484
I'm The Slime	-	622
Ian Underwood Whips It Out	-	832
If I Was President...	-	272
If Only She Woulda	-	606
If We'd All Been Living In California...	-	498
If We'd All Been Living in California...	-	219
Imaginary Diseases	-	366
In France	-	766
In Your Mouth	-	432
Inca Roads	-	591
Introcious	-	345
Introduction	-	241
Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin	-	177
Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin	-	519
It Ain't Real So What's the Deal	-	243
It Can't Happen Here	-	610
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal	-	508
It Must Be A Camel	-	394
Janet's Big Dance Number	-	474
Jazz From Hell	-	681
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1	-	512
JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2	-	538
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1	-	354
Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2	-	383
Jelly Roll Gum Drop	-	582
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Alternate Mix-Mono]	-	237
Jelly Roll Gum Drop [Single Version]	-	248
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk	-	549
Jewish Princess	-	539
Jezebel Boy	-	625
Joe's Garage	-	619
Johnny Darling	-	629
Jones Crusher	-	541
Jumbo Go Away	-	582
Just One More Time	-	466
Justine (Harris/Terry)	-	278
Kaiser Rolls	-	480
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)	-	496
Kangaroos	-	533
Kansas City Shuffle	-	260
Keep It Greasey	-	567
Keep It Greasy	-	880
Kenny's Booger Story	-	500
King Kong	-	642
King Kong/Igor's Boogie	-	301
Kung Fu	-	279
Later That Night	-	553
Later We Can Shoot You	-	246
Latex Solar Beef	-	620
Lather	-	274
Lemme Take You To The Beach	-	530
Let's Make The Water Turn Black	-	707
Let's Move To Cleveland	-	550
Letter From Jeepers	-	261
Library Card	-	462
Light is all that matters	-	397
Like It Or Not	-	580
Little Dots, Pt. 1	-	261
Little Dots, Pt. 2	-	229
Little Girl Of Mine	-	473
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce	-	444
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce	-	358
Little House I Used To Live In	-	573
Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )	-	423
Little Rubber Girl	-	624
Little Umbrellas	-	397
Lonely Little Girl	-	591
Lonesome Cowboy Burt	-	630
Lonesome Cowboy Nando	-	565
Lonesome Electric Turkey	-	637
Lost In A Whirlpool	-	511
Louie Louie	-	555
Love Of My Life	-	565
Love of My Life [Alternative Version]	-	287
Love Story	-	658
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up	-	644
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)	-	457
Lumpy Gravy I	-	619
Magdalena	-	590
Magic Fingers	-	713
Main Interview	-	268
Make A Sex Noise	-	503
Man With The Woman Head	-	665
Manx Needs Women	-	512
Marqueson's Chicken	-	509
Mary Lou	-	589
Masked Grandma	-	308
Massaggio Galore	-	361
Master Ringo	-	530
Matt Siegel Interview 1980	-	231
Medieval Ensemble	-	234
Medley #1	-	272
Medley #2	-	267
Medley #3	-	228
Memories of El Monte [Stereo Mix]	-	305
Meow	-	625
Moggio	-	538
Mom & Dad	-	461
Mom Dad	-	390
Mondello's Revenge	-	301
Montana	-	700
Montana (Whipping Floss)	-	560
More Trouble Every Day	-	586
Mormon Xmas Dance Report	-	256
Mother People	-	606
Motherly Love	-	652
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt	-	433
Mousie's First Xmas	-	235
Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat	-	923
Mr. Clean [Alternate Mix]	-	298
Mr. Green Genes	-	584
Ms. Pinky	-	551
MsPinky	-	371
Mudd Club	-	619
Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)	-	455
Muffin Man	-	1242
Murder By Numbers	-	463
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama	-	587
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	450
My Head?	-	452
Mystery Roach	-	523
N - Lite	-	417
Nanook Rubs It	-	646
Nanook Rubs It [Basic Tracks - Outtake]	-	277
Nanook Rubs It [Session Outtake]	-	255
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music	-	569
Navanax	-	409
Nig Biz	-	565
Night School	-	444
No Not Now	-	665
No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)	-	534
No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve	-	482
No, No Cherry	-	620
No. No. No. [Long Version]	-	284
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	384
No1 2nd Movement: Allegro Con Brio	-	349
No2 1st Movement: Andantino	-	458
No2 2nd Movement: Allegro Assai	-	379
No2 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	376
No3 1st Movement: Andante	-	360
No3 1st Movement: Andantino	-	421
No3 2nd Movement: Presto	-	404
No3 2st Movement: Tempo Di Minuetto	-	382
No4 1st Movement: Andante	-	385
No4 1st Movement: Minuetto	-	384
No4 2nd Movement: Allegro	-	394
No5 2nd Movement: Minuetto Grazioso	-	439
No6 1st Movement: Largo	-	517
No6 2nd Movement: Minuet	-	417
Occam's Razor	-	259
Octandre*	-	279
Oh No	-	663
Oh No/Orange County Lumber Truck	-	257
Oh No/Son of Orange County	-	266
Oh-Umm	-	511
Oh, In the Sky	-	502
On The Bus	-	647
Once Upon A Time	-	551
Opus 1: No1 First Movement : Andante	-	366
Opus IV: No1 1st Movement: Andantino	-	410
Our Bizarre Relationship	-	625
Outside Now	-	681
Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)	-	540
Overture to	-	367
Pachuco Gavotte	-	272
Packard Goose	-	657
Panty Rap	-	613
Paoxysmal Splendor	-	233
Peaches En Regalia	-	482
Peaches III	-	593
Penguin In Bondage	-	438
Penis Dimension	-	988
Perhaps in Maryland	-	235
Phyniox [Take 1]	-	203
Phyniox [Take 2]	-	269
Piano	-	303
Piano/Drum Duet	-	468
Pick Me, I'm Clean	-	478
Pieces of a Man	-	248
Pink Napkins	-	409
Pinocchio's Furniture	-	622
Planet Of My Dreams	-	564
Planet Of The Baritone Women	-	540
Plastic People	-	588
Po-Jama People	-	486
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead	-	444
Pooyeahrg	-	223
Porn Wars	-	565
Porn Wars Deluxe	-	345
Pound for a Pound	-	221
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask	-	715
Prelude to the Purse	-	320
Progress?	-	450
Project X	-	274
Project X Minus .5	-	271
Prologue	-	1083
Promiscuous	-	647
Proto-Minimalism	-	481
Punky's Whips	-	607
Put A Little Motor In 'em	-	413
Put A Motor In Yourself	-	436
Pygmy Twylite	-	504
Pygmy Twylyte	-	637
Rat Tomago	-	649
RDNZL	-	404
Reagan At Bitburg	-	442
Reagan at Bitburg Some More	-	289
Redneck Eats	-	629
Reeny Ra	-	249
Religious Superstition	-	355
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke	-	454
Return of the Son of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	593
Revised Music for Guitar and Low-Budget Orchestra [Instrumental]	-	351
Rhymin' Man	-	509
Ride My Face To Chicago	-	624
Right There	-	579
Road Ladies	-	694
Rollo	-	305
Rollo/The Rollo Interior Area/Rollo Goes Out	-	275
Ronnie Sings?	-	496
Ronnie's Booger Story	-	556
Room Service	-	658
Rubber Shirt	-	565
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink	-	526
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme	-	533
Ruthie-Ruthie	-	545
Rykoniki	-	392
Saliva Can Only Take So Much	-	401
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top	-	577
Samba Funk	-	331
San Ber'dino	-	547
Satumaa	-	437
Satumaa (Finnish Tango)	-	1121
Scratch & Sniff	-	398
Scrutinizer Postlude	-	442
Scum Bag	-	362
Secret Greasing [FZ Delivers the Story of Ruben & the Jets/Xenochronous with Big Jay McNeely's	-	218
Secular Humanism	-	399
Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture	-	497
Serious Fan Mail [Segments/Excerpts: FZ Lecture with Q&a/Interviwe at WMEX]	-	248
Sex	-	965
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?	-	457
Sharleena	-	605
She Painted Up Her Face	-	537
Ship Ahoy	-	362
Shoot You Percussion Item	-	219
Shortly: Suite exists of Holiday in Berlin Full Blown	-	288
Shove It Right	-	282
Shove It Right In	-	525
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar	-	349
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More	-	360
Sinister Footwear	-	215
Slack 'Em All Down	-	216
Sleep Dirt	-	746
Sleep Dirt [In Rehearsal]	-	242
Sleeping In A Jar	-	515
Smell My Beard	-	573
Smoky Night	-	265
Society Pages	-	578
Sofa #1	-	499
Sofa #2	-	1004
Sofa No. 1	-	238
Soft-Sell Conclusion	-	470
Someplace Else Right Now	-	348
Son Of Mr. Green Genes	-	443
Son Of Orange County	-	579
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese	-	605
Soul Polka	-	434
Space Boogers	-	282
Spider Of Destiny	-	571
St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	210
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast	-	444
StAlfonzo s Pancake Breakfast	-	379
Status Back Baby	-	523
StEtienne	-	360
Stevie's Spanking	-	611
Stick It Out	-	611
Stick Together	-	557
Stink-Foot	-	709
Stinkfoot	-	567
Stranded in the Jungle	-	242
Strictly Genteel	-	433
Strictly Genteel (The Finale)	-	496
Strictly Genteel Cont - Zappa Speaks	-	239
Stuff Up The Cracks	-	534
Stuff Up the Cracks [Alternate Mix]	-	221
Suckit Rockit	-	232
Suicide Chump	-	571
Sun Dog	-	291
Surf Along With Ned and Nelda	-	312
Sweet Leilani	-	574
Sy Borg	-	660
T'Mershi Duween	-	549
Take Me Out To The Ball Game	-	606
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance	-	566
Tears Began To Fall	-	612
Teen-Age Prostitute	-	532
Teen-Age Wind	-	466
Teenage Wind	-	531
Telephone Conversation	-	764
Tell Me You Love Me	-	642
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta	-	915
Terry's Halloween Solo	-	174
That Evil Prince	-	499
The 'Torchum' Never Stops	-	510
The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary	-	678
The Air	-	597
The Beltway Bandits	-	391
The Big Surfer	-	285
The Black Page	-	454
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1	-	523
The Blackouts	-	536
The Blue Light	-	594
The Booger Man	-	631
The Central Scrutinizer	-	513
The Clap	-	673
The Closer You Are	-	618
The Crab-Grass Baby	-	500
The Dangerous Kitchen	-	610
The Dead Girls Of London	-	490
The Demise Of The Imported Rubber Goods Mask	-	205
The Dick Kunc Story	-	558
The Dog Breath Variations	-	345
The Dog Breath Variations/Uncle Meat	-	253
The Downtown Talent Scout	-	610
The Duke Of Prunes	-	476
The Duke Regains His Chops	-	593
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue	-	279
The Evil Prince	-	565
The Florida Airport Tape	-	524
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth	-	600
The Girl's Dream	-	428
The Grand Wazoo	-	193
The Groupie Routine	-	545
The Idiot Bastard Son	-	620
The Illinois Enema Bandit	-	593
The Importance of An Earnest Attempt (By Hand)	-	273
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats	-	577
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson	-	560
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts	-	561
The Legend of the Golden Arches	-	238
The Little March	-	565
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath	-	480
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival	-	474
The Mammy Nuns	-	625
The Man From Utopia	-	570
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou	-	591
The Massive Improve'lence	-	516
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing	-	579
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)	-	445
The Moon Will Never Be the Same	-	245
The Mud Shark	-	917
The Muthers/Power Trio	-	282
The Nancy & Mary Music	-	505
The Nancy Mary Music	-	358
The Orange County Lumber Truck	-	567
The Poodle Lecture	-	548
The Purple Lagoon	-	286
The Purse	-	284
The Radio Is Broken	-	514
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage	-	560
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet	-	570
The Rewards of a Career in Music	-	273
The Sahara Hop	-	314
The Sealed Tuna Bolero	-	644
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango	-	606
The Story of	-	268
The Torture Never Stops	-	614
The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	451
The Uncle Frankie Show	-	219
The Uncle Meat Variations	-	586
The Untouchables	-	616
The Voice Of Cheese	-	517
The Whip	-	263
The White Boy Troubles	-	632
The World's Greatest Sinner	-	284
Them Or Us	-	622
Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of "Sinister Footwear"	-	455
Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & Quot;Sinister Footwear & Quot ;	-	367
They Made Me Eat It	-	482
Thing-Fish Intro	-	411
This Ain't CNN	-	615
This Is Phaze I I I	-	358
This is Phaze III	-	428
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)	-	442
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)	-	434
This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich	-	352
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me	-	222
Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother	-	228
Thou Shalt Keep Holy the Sabbath Day	-	246
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor	-	237
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery	-	272
Thou Shalt Not Covet the House of Thy Neighbor, the Wife of Thy Neighbor, Nor His Male Servant, Nor His Female Servant, Nor His Ass, Nor Anything That Belongs to Thy Neighbor	-	240
Thou Shalt Not Kill	-	300
Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image - Any Likeness of Anything in Heaven Above, Nor in the Earth Beneath, Nor in the Water Under the Earth	-	222
Thou Shalt Not Steal	-	256
Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain	-	272
Tiger Roach	-	651
Time Is Money	-	545
Tink Walks Amok	-	589
Tinsel-Town Rebellion	-	469
Tinseltown Rebellion	-	572
Tiny Sick Tears	-	593
Titties 'N' Beer	-	418
Titties & Beer	-	664
Titties Beer	-	364
Toads Of The Short Forest	-	466
Trance-Fusion	-	435
Transylvania Boogie	-	625
Trouble Every Day	-	565
Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	445
Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)	-	503
Truck Driver Divorce	-	603
Trudgin' Across the Tundra	-	251
Tryin' To Grow A Chin	-	431
Tuna Fish Promenade	-	547
Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)	-	504
Twenty Small Cigars	-	648
Twenty-One	-	276
Tyrone Start the Tape...	-	258
Uncle Bernie's Farm	-	530
Uncle Meat	-	280
Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme	-	266
Uncle Remus	-	1206
Uncle Remus [Mix Outtake]	-	222
Undaunted, The Band Plays On	-	451
Underground Freak-Out Music	-	473
Valarie	-	587
Valerie [Mono Mix]	-	242
Valley Girl	-	574
Very Distraughtening	-	459
Village Of The Sun	-	582
Waka/Jawaka	-	837
Waltz	-	303
Watermelon In Easter Hay	-	656
We Are Not Alone	-	633
We Can Not Shoot You	-	221
We Can Shoot You	-	611
We Gotta Get Into Something Real	-	444
We're Turning Again	-	518
Weasels Ripped My Flesh	-	526
Wet T-Shirt Nite	-	686
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World	-	476
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?	-	483
What Kind Of Girl?	-	522
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning	-	517
What's New In Baltimore?	-	564
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?	-	514
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)	-	502
When The Lie's So Big	-	490
Where Is Johnny Velvet?	-	469
Where's Our Equipment?	-	512
While You Were Art ll	-	448
Whippin' Post	-	503
Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)	-	425
Whiskey Wah	-	314
White Ugliness	-	473
Who Are The Brain Police?	-	524
Who Do You Think You Are	-	259
Who Needs The Peace Corps?	-	502
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?	-	591
Why Don't You Like Me?	-	519
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?	-	534
Wild Love	-	575
Willie The Pimp	-	909
Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)	-	413
Willie The Pimp Part One & Willie The Pimp Part Two	-	383
Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station	-	579
Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station	-	451
Wind Up Working In A Gas Station	-	461
Wistful With A Fist-Full	-	419
Wolf Harbor	-	271
Wolf Harbor II	-	230
Wolf Harbor III	-	259
Wolf Harbor IV	-	227
Wolf Harbor V	-	235
Won Ton On	-	571
Wonderful Tattoo!	-	487
Wonderful Wino	-	603
Wonderful Wino (Zappa/Simmons)	-	229
Working All the Live Long Day/Chain Gang	-	234
Worms from Hell	-	314
Would You Go All The Way?	-	499
Would You Like A Snack?	-	466
Wowie Zowie	-	618
WPLJ	-	664
Xmas Values	-	390
Ya Hozna	-	626
Yo Cats	-	588
Yo' Mama	-	462
You Are What You Is	-	625
You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)	-	475
You Call That Music?	-	529
You Didn't Try To Call Me	-	592
You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)	-	473
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here	-	475
Your Mouth	-	596
Your Teeth and Your Shoulders and Sometimes Your Foot Goes Like This.../Pojama (Prelude)	-	254
Zolar Czakl	-	264
Zomby Woof	-	653
Zoot Allures	-	668