The Locust Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby	-	348
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat	-	545
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better	-	379
AOTKPTA	-	445
Backbones of Jack Asses	-	381
Book of Bot	-	389
Brand New Set of Teeth	-	596
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine	-	386
Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?	-	520
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again	-	409
Cattle Mutilation	-	551
Colonnades	-	309
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)	-	402
Downlands	-	266
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us	-	528
Fawn	-	328
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'	-	387
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality	-	358
Flash's Theme	-	408
Flight of The Wounded Locust	-	446
Folie	-	335
Full Frontal Obscurity	-	340
Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed	-	386
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe	-	393
God Wants Us All To Work inFactories	-	332
Hairspray Suppository	-	589
Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The	-	317
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)	-	381
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family	-	463
Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel	-	309
How To Become A Virgin	-	550
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector	-	587
I Am Afraid of Who I Am	-	285
I Am The Murderer	-	298
I Become Overwhelmed	-	289
I Believe in a Love	-	276
I Feel Cold Inside Because of the Things You Say	-	332
I May Never Know	-	314
I'll Be There	-	263
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy	-	372
Inside I Am Crying	-	305
Jukebox Heart	-	302
Just Like You	-	321
Kill Roger Hedgecock	-	511
Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet	-	386
Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here	-	584
Live From The Russian Compound	-	420
Love You Cruelly Gave Me Would Not Last	-	287
Lust	-	317
Master And Servant	-	336
Moist Moss	-	337
Moth-Eaten Deer Head	-	630
Music About Love	-	299
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth	-	541
No - One in The World	-	275
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)	-	380
On The Horizon	-	313
One Manometer Away FromMutually Assured Relocation	-	294
One Way or Another	-	322
Optimist	-	266
Parsing the Signals	-	361
Penetration	-	292
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes	-	523
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed	-	386
Prospero	-	289
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?	-	426
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear	-	387
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form	-	372
Saturated Love When We Coincide	-	292
Scavenger, Invader	-	398
Sever The Toes	-	357
Shadows Cast By Planes	-	259
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia	-	381
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour	-	419
Sky Black Horses	-	308
Slum Service (Served on the Sly)	-	367
Snowblind	-	263
Solar Panel Asses	-	568
Some Love Will Remain Unsaid	-	265
Sorrow Stays	-	289
Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition	-	429
Still	-	276
Straight from the Horses Mouth	-	354
Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees	-	372
Summer Rain	-	316
Tamed	-	292
Teenage Mustache	-	587
The Girl With The Fairytale Dream	-	536
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares	-	397
The Unwilling...Led By the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful	-	298
This Is Radio Surgery	-	620
Tides In Opposite Lock	-	289
To Lonely Shores	-	262
Touched on Every Side	-	286
Tower of Mammal	-	306
Truth Is Born of Arguments	-	276
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs	-	348
Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys	-	327
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur	-	367
Under Still Waters	-	309
We Have Reached an OfficialVerdict: Nobody Gives a Shit	-	323
Weathered Gate	-	269
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle	-	501
Wet Dream War Machine	-	522
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case	-	407
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?	-	488
Won't Be Long	-	264
Xenophobe	-	267
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch	-	410
Your Selfish Ways	-	319