The Locust Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby	-	355
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat	-	554
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better	-	379
AOTKPTA	-	445
Backbones of Jack Asses	-	383
Book of Bot	-	389
Brand New Set of Teeth	-	597
Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine	-	386
Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?	-	525
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again	-	409
Cattle Mutilation	-	559
Colonnades	-	309
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)	-	409
Downlands	-	266
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us	-	533
Fawn	-	333
File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'	-	395
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality	-	361
Flash's Theme	-	425
Flight of The Wounded Locust	-	453
Folie	-	338
Full Frontal Obscurity	-	347
Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed	-	396
Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe	-	408
God Wants Us All To Work inFactories	-	333
Hairspray Suppository	-	592
Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The	-	318
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)	-	388
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family	-	470
Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel	-	309
How To Become A Virgin	-	571
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector	-	593
I Am Afraid of Who I Am	-	292
I Am The Murderer	-	298
I Become Overwhelmed	-	291
I Believe in a Love	-	276
I Feel Cold Inside Because of the Things You Say	-	332
I May Never Know	-	316
I'll Be There	-	264
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy	-	389
Inside I Am Crying	-	314
Jukebox Heart	-	303
Just Like You	-	328
Kill Roger Hedgecock	-	515
Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet	-	394
Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here	-	591
Live From The Russian Compound	-	434
Love You Cruelly Gave Me Would Not Last	-	287
Lust	-	318
Master And Servant	-	344
Moist Moss	-	338
Moth-Eaten Deer Head	-	636
Music About Love	-	302
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth	-	553
No - One in The World	-	282
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)	-	387
On The Horizon	-	313
One Manometer Away FromMutually Assured Relocation	-	301
One Way or Another	-	322
Optimist	-	266
Parsing the Signals	-	372
Penetration	-	294
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes	-	525
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed	-	388
Prospero	-	297
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?	-	428
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear	-	419
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form	-	377
Saturated Love When We Coincide	-	293
Scavenger, Invader	-	405
Sever The Toes	-	372
Shadows Cast By Planes	-	260
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia	-	388
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour	-	422
Sky Black Horses	-	310
Slum Service (Served on the Sly)	-	374
Snowblind	-	263
Solar Panel Asses	-	570
Some Love Will Remain Unsaid	-	267
Sorrow Stays	-	293
Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition	-	453
Still	-	276
Straight from the Horses Mouth	-	354
Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees	-	388
Summer Rain	-	321
Tamed	-	295
Teenage Mustache	-	588
The Girl With The Fairytale Dream	-	544
The Perils of Believing in Round Squares	-	403
The Unwilling...Led By the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful	-	305
This Is Radio Surgery	-	656
Tides In Opposite Lock	-	290
To Lonely Shores	-	263
Touched on Every Side	-	303
Tower of Mammal	-	306
Truth Is Born of Arguments	-	286
Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs	-	348
Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys	-	327
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur	-	368
Under Still Waters	-	311
We Have Reached an OfficialVerdict: Nobody Gives a Shit	-	323
Weathered Gate	-	271
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle	-	505
Wet Dream War Machine	-	526
Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case	-	416
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?	-	495
Won't Be Long	-	266
Xenophobe	-	267
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch	-	410
Your Selfish Ways	-	323