Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	769
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	362
A Book At Bedtime	-	293
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	372
A Great Actor	-	338
A Lesson in Logic	-	462
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	446
A Minute Past	-	545
A Scottish Farewell	-	510
A Witch?	-	530
Abattoire	-	421
Accountancy Shanty	-	688
Accoutancy Shanty	-	949
Albatross [Live]	-	433
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	454
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	579
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	497
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1286
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	508
Announcement	-	456
Apology	-	415
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	496
Argument [Edit]	-	496
Argument Song [Live]	-	418
Arrival At Castle	-	293
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	426
Arthur's Song	-	476
Australian Table Wine	-	478
Background To History	-	413
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	509
Baxter's	-	545
Be a Great Actor	-	455
Beard Salesman	-	516
Bells	-	575
Ben	-	664
Big Red Bowl	-	381
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	469
Bishop	-	487
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	372
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	322
Bloody Catholics	-	449
Bomb Scare	-	547
Bookshop	-	556
Brave Sir Robin	-	867
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	556
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	486
Brian Song	-	654
Brian Song (Continued)	-	414
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	466
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	374
Brian's Prophecy	-	458
Bring Out Your Dead	-	572
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	553
Bruce's Sketch	-	386
Bruce's Song	-	416
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	575
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	441
Camelot Song	-	393
Camp Judges	-	558
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	260
Certified Stiff	-	506
Cheeky Is Released	-	295
Cheese Emporium	-	478
Cheese Shop	-	498
Children's Stories [Live]	-	479
Christmas In Heaven	-	715
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	333
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	342
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	498
Constitutional Peasants	-	713
Contradiction	-	452
Court Room Sketch	-	478
Crocodile	-	480
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	404
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	503
Decomposing Composers	-	856
Dedication (To Fish)	-	450
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	405
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	395
Dennis Moore	-	527
Do What John?	-	465
Doctor Quote	-	436
Election Forum	-	424
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	389
Elephantoplasty	-	491
End Of Quest	-	333
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	215
Eric The Half A Bee	-	551
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	460
Ethel the Frog	-	425
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	861
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	442
Ex-Leper	-	587
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	551
Farewell to John Denver	-	472
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	671
Festival Hall Emille	-	435
Finland	-	877
First World War	-	276
Fish (Morning)	-	532
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	351
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	452
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	432
Galaxy Song	-	895
Greasy Hair	-	478
Gumby Theatre	-	513
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	332
Happy Valley	-	484
Hard Of Thinking	-	439
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	411
He's Not the Messiah	-	479
Henry Kissenger	-	540
Henry Kissinger	-	929
Here Comes Another One	-	450
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	510
How To Do It	-	387
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	532
I Like Chinese	-	997
I Like Traffic Lights	-	436
I'm So Worried	-	630
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	287
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	790
I've Got Two Legs	-	881
Idiot Song	-	842
Idiot Song [Live]	-	261
Im A Lumberjack	-	426
Immanuel Kant	-	704
Interesting People [Live]	-	421
Interview [Live]	-	505
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	355
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	401
Introduction	-	533
Introduction (Apology)	-	486
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	399
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	411
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	490
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	520
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	419
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	437
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	469
Knights Of The Round Table	-	547
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	746
Lifeboat	-	456
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	431
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	866
Llamas [Live]	-	436
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	394
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	414
Lumberjack Song	-	899
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	386
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	359
Marilyn Monroe	-	531
Martydom Of St Victor	-	389
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	427
Mary Queen of Scots	-	344
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	449
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	427
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	361
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	415
Meaning Of Life	-	919
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	366
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	453
Medical Love Song	-	642
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	304
Meteorology	-	330
Money Program	-	443
Money Song	-	971
MP Link	-	433
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	262
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	525
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	458
Muddy Knees	-	495
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	786
Neville Shunt	-	468
Nisus Wettus	-	462
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	436
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	348
Novel Writing	-	403
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	357
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	460
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	462
Oliver Cromwell	-	877
Otto Sketch	-	611
Otto Song	-	435
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	259
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	408
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	426
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	340
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	369
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	403
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	383
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	400
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	455
Pellagra	-	255
Penis Song	-	704
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	537
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	502
Pepperpots	-	386
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	500
Personal Freedom	-	465
Pet Shop	-	539
Phone In	-	481
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	409
Prophets	-	444
Psychopath	-	424
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	340
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	322
Radio Shop	-	413
Ralph Mellish	-	380
Record Shop	-	388
Release Brian	-	441
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	427
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	438
Rhubarb Tart	-	610
Rock Notes	-	632
Romans Go Home	-	497
Run Away Song	-	419
Salvation Fuzz	-	276
Secret Service [Live]	-	429
Self Defence [Live]	-	469
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	483
Sex Education	-	779
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	369
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	417
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	354
Silly Noises	-	459
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	389
Sit On My Face	-	985
Sound Quiz	-	919
Spam	-	591
Spam Sketch	-	475
Spam Song	-	657
Spam Song [Edit]	-	430
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	366
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	401
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	644
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	449
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	415
Stake Your Claim	-	471
Stone Salesman	-	529
Stoning	-	556
Story So Far	-	339
Stretch The Script	-	257
String	-	632
Teach Yourself Heath	-	457
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	437
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	435
The Bridge of Death	-	333
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	402
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	482
The Ferret Song	-	535
The Great Debate	-	421
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	413
The Hermit	-	506
The Meaning Of Life	-	555
The Money Song	-	418
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	464
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	447
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	475
The Philosophers Song	-	451
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	473
The Silly Walks Song	-	453
The Story of the Film So Far	-	375
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	402
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	577
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	475
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	444
Tim The Enchanter	-	394
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	376
Traffic Lights	-	455
Travel Agent	-	500
Travel Agent [Live]	-	411
Treadmill Lager	-	413
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	510
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	405
Two Legs	-	494
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	432
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	330
Visitors [Live]	-	528
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	438
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	439
What Do You Do Quiz	-	460
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	513
Witch Burning	-	433
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	332
Word Association	-	608
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	420
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	505
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	406