Monty Python Lyrics

Song	Year	Popularity
"Camelot"	-	703
1972 Eclipse Of The Sun	-	335
A Book At Bedtime	-	258
A Foul-Tempered Rabbit	-	316
A Great Actor	-	314
A Lesson in Logic	-	428
A Man With Three Buttocks [Television Interviews]	-	419
A Minute Past	-	477
A Scottish Farewell	-	471
A Witch?	-	491
Abattoire	-	387
Accountancy Shanty	-	655
Accoutancy Shanty	-	882
Albatross [Live]	-	391
Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck	-	425
All Things Dull And Ugly	-	544
Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song	-	475
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	-	1267
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Live	-	489
Announcement	-	426
Apology	-	375
Are You Embarrassed Easily?	-	467
Argument [Edit]	-	448
Argument Song [Live]	-	379
Arrival At Castle	-	260
Arthur Two Sheds [Live]	-	383
Arthur's Song	-	447
Australian Table Wine	-	451
Background To History	-	378
Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) [Live]	-	478
Baxter's	-	509
Be a Great Actor	-	426
Beard Salesman	-	475
Bells	-	510
Ben	-	632
Big Red Bowl	-	352
Birth/Frying Eggs	-	434
Bishop	-	430
Bishop at Home (Mr. Stoddard)/Harp Gliss Music	-	337
Blood, Devastation, War & Horror	-	308
Bloody Catholics	-	413
Bomb Scare	-	518
Bookshop	-	512
Brave Sir Robin	-	831
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away	-	518
Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)	-	464
Brian Song	-	622
Brian Song (Continued)	-	383
Brian Song [Alternate Version]	-	435
Brian Song, Pt. 2	-	346
Brian's Prophecy	-	427
Bring Out Your Dead	-	533
Bruce's Philosophers Song	-	525
Bruce's Sketch	-	361
Bruce's Song	-	382
Bruces' Philosophers Song	-	542
Buying A Bed [Live]	-	411
Camelot Song	-	348
Camp Judges	-	529
Camp Judges, Pt. 2	-	220
Certified Stiff	-	436
Cheeky Is Released	-	253
Cheese Emporium	-	439
Cheese Shop	-	454
Children's Stories [Live]	-	443
Christmas In Heaven	-	683
Classic (Silbury Hill)	-	303
Cocktail Bar [Live]	-	309
Communist Quiz [Live]	-	466
Constitutional Peasants	-	666
Contradiction	-	421
Court Room Sketch	-	448
Crocodile	-	442
Crunchy Frog [Live]	-	369
Dead Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	469
Decomposing Composers	-	767
Dedication (To Fish)	-	405
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)	-	370
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme), Pt. 3	-	362
Dennis Moore	-	497
Do What John?	-	423
Doctor Quote	-	396
Election Forum	-	395
Election Special (Medley) [Live]	-	354
Elephantoplasty	-	450
End Of Quest	-	296
England 1747 Denis Moore	-	190
Eric The Half A Bee	-	497
Eric The Half A Bee Sketch	-	411
Ethel the Frog	-	389
Every Sperm Is Sacred	-	835
Every Sperm Is Sacred/Protestant Couple/Adventures of Martin Luther	-	427
Ex-Leper	-	548
Ex-Leper (Nortius Maximus)	-	509
Farewell to John Denver	-	431
Fat Song [Deleted Intro To Mr. Creosote Sketch]	-	636
Festival Hall Emille	-	400
Finland	-	821
First World War	-	240
Fish (Morning)	-	487
Flying Fox Of The Yard	-	316
Flying Sheep [Live]	-	418
Four Yorkshiremen [Live]	-	411
Galaxy Song	-	837
Greasy Hair	-	449
Gumby Theatre	-	467
Hand Grenade Of Antioch	-	293
Happy Valley	-	434
Hard Of Thinking	-	402
He's a Very Naughty Boy	-	391
He's Not the Messiah	-	432
Henry Kissenger	-	507
Henry Kissinger	-	877
Here Comes Another One	-	421
Ho Ho Fucking Ho	-	492
How To Do It	-	349
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio	-	514
I Like Chinese	-	949
I Like Traffic Lights	-	398
I'm So Worried	-	593
I'm So Worried [Demo Version]	-	251
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts	-	749
I've Got Two Legs	-	833
Idiot Song	-	793
Idiot Song [Live]	-	218
Im A Lumberjack	-	399
Immanuel Kant	-	675
Interesting People [Live]	-	396
Interview [Live]	-	448
Interview with Filmmaker Carl French	-	314
Intro (The Meaning Of Life)	-	368
Introduction	-	447
Introduction (Apology)	-	451
Introduction (Monty Python And The Holy Grail)	-	368
Introduction (Monty Python's Previous Record)	-	369
Introduction to the Executive CD Edition	-	443
Introduction, Pt. 1	-	484
Introduction/Fish Introduction/The Meaning Of Life	-	388
Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis	-	421
Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch	-	444
Knights Of The Round Table	-	524
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song)	-	715
Lifeboat	-	425
Live Broadcast from London: Premiere of the Film	-	384
Live from the Parking Lot at the Silbury Hill Theatre	-	768
Llamas [Live]	-	399
Look on the Bright Side of Life	-	376
Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)	-	374
Lumberjack Song	-	872
Lumberjack Song [Extended Version]	-	364
Lumberjack Song [Live]	-	339
Marilyn Monroe	-	510
Martydom Of St Victor	-	361
Martyrdom of St. Victor	-	396
Mary Queen of Scots	-	315
Mary Queen Of Scots [Extended]	-	420
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister	-	411
Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister, Pt. 2	-	342
Me, Doctor [Live]	-	381
Meaning Of Life	-	871
Meaning Of Life (Alternate Intro Title Song) [Band Version]	-	325
Meaning Of Life (Title Song) [Demo/Piano Version]	-	422
Medical Love Song	-	611
Medical Love Song [Alternate Demo Version]	-	275
Meteorology	-	284
Money Program	-	409
Money Song	-	922
MP Link	-	391
MP Link (Dedication To Fish)	-	234
Mr. Hilter [Live]	-	495
Mrs Niggerbaiter	-	420
Muddy Knees	-	458
Never Be Rude To An Arab	-	757
Neville Shunt	-	423
Nisus Wettus	-	441
Nisus Wettus With the Gaolers	-	396
Not So Bad Once You're Up	-	309
Novel Writing	-	365
Nudge Nudge [Live]	-	314
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink [Live]	-	432
O Lord Please Don't Burn Us	-	441
Oliver Cromwell	-	837
Otto Sketch	-	577
Otto Song	-	395
Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)	-	220
Parrot Sketch [Live]	-	375
Part 1: The Miracle Of Birth	-	396
Part 2: The Third World (Yorkshire)	-	322
Part 3: Growth And Learning	-	354
Part 4: Fighting Each Other	-	377
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)	-	355
Part 6: The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)	-	369
Part 7: Death (Christmas In Heaven)	-	435
Pellagra	-	226
Penis Song	-	691
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)	-	520
Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)	-	484
Pepperpots	-	345
Pepperpots, Pt. 2	-	467
Personal Freedom	-	423
Pet Shop	-	479
Phone In	-	450
Pilate With the Crowd (Welease Wodger)	-	368
Prophets	-	412
Psychopath	-	385
Radio Ad: German Translation	-	295
Radio Ad: Record Shop	-	294
Radio Shop	-	373
Ralph Mellish	-	361
Record Shop	-	359
Release Brian	-	408
Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre	-	396
Revolutionaries in the Ampitheatre (Loretta)	-	408
Rhubarb Tart	-	560
Rock Notes	-	569
Romans Go Home	-	466
Run Away Song	-	386
Salvation Fuzz	-	241
Secret Service [Live]	-	385
Self Defence [Live]	-	431
Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)	-	449
Sex Education	-	756
Side 1: Embarrassment/A Bed-Time Book/England 1747--Dennis Moore/Money	-	334
Side 2: Radio Quiz Game/A Massage/City Noises Quiz/Miss Anne ...	-	387
Side 2: The Background to History/World War Noises in 4/The Fight of th	-	330
Silly Noises	-	433
Sir Lancelot & Swamp	-	340
Sit On My Face	-	947
Sound Quiz	-	875
Spam	-	553
Spam Sketch	-	442
Spam Song	-	613
Spam Song [Edit]	-	381
Spanish Inquisition (Ending )	-	319
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1	-	349
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1 [Extended]	-	608
Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 2	-	417
Spot The Brain Cell [Live]	-	376
Stake Your Claim	-	438
Stone Salesman	-	474
Stoning	-	522
Story So Far	-	303
Stretch The Script	-	218
String	-	582
Teach Yourself Heath	-	425
TelePrompTer Football Results	-	398
Terry Gilliam's Intro/Accountancy Shanty/Zulu Wars	-	406
The Bridge of Death	-	288
The Castle Aargh/The End	-	374
The Dungeon Restaurant/Live Organ Transplants/The Galaxy Song	-	452
The Ferret Song	-	495
The Great Debate	-	400
The Grim Reaper/Christmas in Heaven	-	379
The Hermit	-	478
The Meaning Of Life	-	524
The Money Song	-	393
The Mouse Problem [Live]	-	433
The North Minehead By-Election [Live]	-	424
The Not Noel Coward (Penis) Song/Mr. Creosote	-	448
The Philosophers Song	-	415
The Quest for the Holy Grail	-	433
The Silly Walks Song	-	420
The Story of the Film So Far	-	340
The Tale of Sir Lancelot: At Swamp Castle	-	364
The Tale of Sir Robin	-	544
The Wise Men at the Manger	-	446
Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' [Live]	-	408
Tim The Enchanter	-	364
Tour of the Classic Silbury Hill Theatre	-	349
Traffic Lights	-	416
Travel Agent	-	462
Travel Agent [Live]	-	374
Treadmill Lager	-	380
Treadmill Lager/Dawn of Time Music	-	421
Trench Warfare/The Great Tea of 1914-18/Fish	-	375
Two Legs	-	456
Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)	-	396
Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)/Undertaker Music	-	299
Visitors [Live]	-	497
Wasp Club/Tiger Talk	-	403
Wasp/Tiger Club	-	406
What Do You Do Quiz	-	429
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?	-	484
Witch Burning	-	388
Wonderful World Of Sound	-	302
Word Association	-	566
Yangtse Kiang Sketch	-	399
Yangtse Kiang Song	-	470
You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)	-	382