Rachel Bloom - Mary Poppins Is Efficient Lyrics

Why won't she stop crying, jane?


Oh michael, I wish mary poppins was still living with us! She'd know what to do


Hello!


Mary poppins!


What are you doing here?


Well, I heard you needed help with a crying baby


Ah yes, she's ever so upset


Now, michael, mustn't be negative!
Mary poppins always has a few tricks up her sleeve to soothe a crying child


Tricks?


Like what?


Whenever a child is fussy
And starts to cry and moan
There's no need for a bottle
I've a secret of my own

First you shake up the baby
And then you fly away


Um, mary?


Where did she go?
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