The perfect heist
The perfect getaway
And it's our proverbial payday in a loser sort of way
Take the keys
Take the back roads
And our hair is looking good for a couple of criminals
But it never goes as planned
You get run down by the man
And instead of beating Zelda
Or a hundred other games
And pulling off the perfect scam
You know we're looking at a
Free ride in a cop car
The view's not what I expected.
Free ride in a cop car
Then again the view's not so bad.
Knock knock on the door
Who could it be?
There's a big man in a blue uniform
And he's staring down on me
How'd you find us?
Where did we go wrong?
Then I see we left the truck out front
As he's throwing the bracelets on
Well it never goes as planned
You get run down by the man
And instead of beating Halo
Or a hundred other games
And sipping on a black and tan
You know we're looking at a
Free ride in a cop car
The view's not what I expected
Free ride in a cop car
Then again the view's not so bad
Free ride in a cop car
Free ride in a cop car
Free ride in a cop car
The view's not what I expected
Free ride in a cop car
Then again the view's not so bad