I'm in the crib, butt-naked bitch
She said my dick could be the next black
president
Americans hate that I'm American
Medicine, I treat it like peppermints I'm in the ocean gettin' shark pussy
Shoot you in your fuckin' mouth and make you
talk to me
Sometimes I need someone to talk to
I Am Not A Human Being, Part 2
Gettin' paid, show money for walkthroughs All these hoes ride my dick – carpool
My bars passed the bar exam, no law school
Cash Money army veteran with my war wounds
What' your man doing?
I'll pop his motherfuckin' top like a canned good
And all my niggas that I roll with are hella armed
Last night I took a transformer
And had a dream that my dick turned to
Megatron
But my girl is sleepin' with Decepticons
Money talks, man, and mine talk extra long P-U-S-S-Y, my second home
Grinding on them hoes like a half-pipe
She said “Tunechi, you the shit, you need your
ass wiped”
I said “before you gas me up, check the gas
price” I'll make her take this dick like advice
She seesaw it, she suck it and enjoy it
I stick it in her ass like some fuckin' steroids
Jose Canseco, make no mistake
Like a white boy wearnin' black paint
You're a fake-ass nigga Break pads, nigga – wait…
(You ain't in my weight class, nigga)
Lookin' for the motherfuckin' man in the mirror
Runnin this shit like a faucet, Farrah
Barracuda, who the fuck you are?
I could make your bitch root for me like I grew her
Bodies in the sewer, tampons and manure
A billion bitches on my dick like skewer
That's swag, I'm a true Blood, bitch, no fangs
Been went pro now I'm goin' propane
Tell the bitch get off me I got her over here blowin' me like coffee
Decaffeinated – hand me that paper like I
graduated
And I get head while it's decapitated
Think it's a game, nigga? Come play
I'm with my killer bees, fuck bug spray Young Money so gangster I personally know
strangers
It's so strange, but this girl named Dana go
anal
Shoot him in his head, what's that? A no-
brainer Plain old nigga, but a break from the norm
I wore my heart on my sleeve, so don't be
breakin' my arm
I'd rather ring your fuckin' neck before I ring
the alarm
I need a serial killer that'll bring me along with him
I gotta hit ‘em, like redbones with long hair
Fuck with me, your ass is grass, get a lawn
chair
I was fuckin' before my dick started growin'
You're sweating me like John Mayer or warm air
Man… nothin' bananas
You know how the tables turn, where are your
table manners?
If you fake, put an egg in your shoe and
scramble I just fucked this piano, nigga…
As I always say…
I Am Not A Human Being… 2