New River Train
Chorus:
Riding on that new river train
Riding on that new river train
It's the same old train that brought me here
And gonna take me back again.
Darlin' you can't love one
Darlin' you can't love one
You can't love one 'cause it isn't any fun
Darlin' you can't love one.
Darlin' you can't love two
You can't love two and still be true
Honey you can't love three
You can't love three and still have me
Chorus:
Honey you can't love Bert
You can't love Bert if you've lost your shirt
Chorus:
Honey you can't love Jane
You can't love Jane if you're insane
Chorus:
Darlin' you can love them all
Darlin' you can love them all
The skinny and the fat, the short and the tall
Darlin' you can love them all.
Chorus.