Skinny was born in a bathtub
And he grew so incredibly thin
Even the end of an eyedropper sucked him in
Skinny never knew any questions
Skinny never looked at lights
Skinny sold something every single night
Skinny sold a soldier too many
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup and a light
Skinny found a Hello Dolly record in the hall
He sold it to the truck driver in the fall