Brian, skate
Brian, skate
Brian, fight
Brian, skate
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Brian, skate
Brian, fight
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple lutz,
Wearing a blind fold.
And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
Brian, skate
Brian, live
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Brian, skate
Brian, live
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
and saved us all again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Kahn.
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
Whoa Brian those chicken wings are really spicy, don