When hooters giggle around
and I find nickels on the ground
I care
When the Mustangs engine purrs
and the bathromm's not hers
I care
When the pitcher's on the mound
and the wife is underground
I care
But when I've been playing this for days
I swear!
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...and if you really want a scareš,
chek out his underwear, if you dare.