My ass is loose, your ass is tight
How can you say being gay isn't right?
A straight guys way to find some friends
You look like a fag, but that's where it ends
True, they're always at our shows, and still won't admit
That we have nice asses and huge fucking dicks
They wish they were gay, you know what I mean?
Straight boring losers, you de-gay our scene
I wish you would lick my ass and be queer with me
There's no good side to your hetero scene
Gays beat down for standing up
In your straight fave I'll bust a nut
Shit, you look like fags we know, except your not a queer
How about my dick in your tight, straight rear?
I guess it's your right to keep your ass tight
If you let me fuck you, you would go gay tonight
Don't fool yourself cause you don't fool me
It's not just gays you hate, it's everything you see
Gay, Bi, Dyke, Trans, whoever's in your way
What a boring life, never being gay!