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I wish I could be a Disney Princess
so I could marry a homeless Arabian man
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
so I could have furniture as my only friends

and I wish I could be a Disney Princess
so I could fight the Mongolian army single handedly
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
so I could live with seven tiny men

If I were a Disney Princess
I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be native american
If I were a Disney Princess
I could cry life saving tears,
I could resurrect dead men with my tears

Jasmine, I wanna be you,
Cinderella I wanna be you
I just don't wanna be the part of your life
where you were a slave

Pocahontas I wanna be you
Ariel i wanna be you
so I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids

I wish I could be a Disney princess
so I could marry a guy who kisses me as I sleep
and I wish I could be a disney princess
so I could be afraid of making ice
because I don't wanna kill my sister

I wish I could be a disney princess
so I could have a man climb up my head
I wish I could be a Disney princess
so I could have horse mice.
I really want horse mice.

If I were a Disney Princess
I'd have everything at my fingertips
I could be african american

If I were a disney princess
I would go on psychedelic trips
making tapestries with bears

aurora I wanna be you,
snow white i wanna be you
I just don't wanna be the part of your life
where you are poisoned no

Belle I wanna be you
Mulan I wanna be you
so that I could have a sassy dragon
I want a sassy dragon

I wanna be a disney princess
and if I were I'd take no recess
to spread the warmth and love it's the best
way to live your life

I'd be a handsome man's wife
and we'd kiss
and we'd kiss
and we'd kiss
and we'd kiss

I wish I could be a Disney Princess
so I could marry a homeless Arabian man