Yo, rachel and I both just got dumped!
Yeah, and you know what? We're better off, rob
Damn right. It's time to have a girl's night
Yeah, it's time to have a girl's night
Let's start singing now
Baby, ever since you left
I've been lookin' so damn fine
I'm feeling like myself again
It's about goddamn time
Baby, ever since you left
I've been eatin' a lot of cheese
I haven't showered in three days
And I'm sleeping with my dog, louise
We don't need a man
I'm better off alone
We don't need a man
I don't deserve love
Gettin' ready for the club
Jammin' to my favorite song
Got my short short skirt and my high high heels
And my red lipstick on
Gettin' ready for the club
And by club, I mean the bath
Got my short short skirt, my high high heels
And write rob's name on my arms in red lipstick
We don't need a man
I'm an empowered woman
We don't need a man
I made a life-size replica of you out of socks you left at my apartment
Oh, I'm stronger now without you holding me back
Oh, I'm stronger now from carrying the sock man while we dance
I should have left you a long time ago
I shouldn't have been fat
We don't need a man
(Don't need a man!)
We don't need a man
I'm better off alone
Shut up! Stop, stop! Come on, this is so fake!
You always told me that eric was the love of your life
Don't you miss him?
Yes, I do!
Pathetic. I'm pregnant!